i love sweet thor carefully stepping around the flowers in frigga’s garden so that he doesn’t crush any
but i also love thor with lightning in his eyes and bloodstained hair gingerly picking flesh off of his armor before he resumes ravaging his enemies
thor accepting flower crowns that giggly little girls make for him
but ripping his enemies in half as he bellows out a war cry
you feelin me
I feel that. Like hardcore.
no but seriously greenfaeriefly i can’t stop thinking about the hilarious married divine adventures of hades!bellamy and persephone!clarke
like meetings on mount olympus where they throw down hard because they disagree about really critical decisions and all the other gods are super wary of it when it happens except for aphrodite (octavia, natch) who thinks the little spontaneous flowers that pop up and change color according to clarke’s moods are really fucking cute to use in jewelry (▰˘◡˘▰)
bellamy having to set up an entire permanent department to deal with all the demigods, heroes and various other intrepid (dumb) people who mount “rescue missions” every winter when clarke is with him in hades (◠ω◠✿)
tense water cooler moments between bellamy and abbey at the mount olympus break room (◠﹏◠✿)
long months of spring and summer when bellamy stomps around the underworld, alternating between pining sadly on his throne and running around building elaborate new additions to the palace to impress clarke when she gets back (◠‿◠✿)
clarke freaking everybody on earth out with her newfound morbid sense of humor (also her intense love of horror movies she’s way less ashamed to admit to now) (ok lbr here, she was always super morbid, she’s a doctor, just now she’s got an excuse to be open about it) (also her clothes. let’s talk about how she probably freaks everybody out with her new hades-chic wardrobe. this is important.)
clarke convincing him to let her take a shot at some responsibility and then within a week she’s got the entire underworld running more smoothly than it has in years (⊙‿⊙✿)
clarke creating a new demon pet for cerebus to play with (◡‿◡✿)
clarke getting a little carried away in her lab and bellamy having to step in to deal with the demon infestation that follows, slightly concerning but also, he admits, adorable ʘ‿ʘ
really long intense philosophical fights in front of the fire where they both get really steamed up bc at least down here they don’t have to pretend not to enjoy it \(◕△◕✿)/
bellamy and clarke as domestic divine marrieds ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
This is the greatest au of any au I have ever encountered. Can we talk about that time someone *coughFinncough* gets up the courage to confront her about her change in behaviour, assuming it’s all for Bellamy and she rips into them for thinking she would go to such lengths just for a guy and ‘the only thing he has forced me to do thank you very much is confront the fact that I have been hiding who I really am for waaaaaay too fucking long so move aside thanks.”
By late summer it is not uncommon for Miller and Conner to call Octavia in to talk her brother down from just demolishing the whole place and starting from scratch. God can’t you just see him sulking while Octavia laughs over all the ridiculous changes he’s made to try and distract himself? Oh god! The first spring, everyone in the underworld starts battening down the hatches expecting Bellamy to like seriously become just horrifying, you know really embrace the pain and suffering thing while she’s gone. Instead Hades just falls to the way side for a couple weeks, like everything just goes to shit. He can’t even be bothered to punish people, new souls just kind of wander because he refuses to check people in. It gets to the point where Olympus lets Clarke go down for just a day, and Bellamy gets all excited for hugs and kisses but she just lectures him very sternly, gives him a kiss on the cheek and leaves again. The end sentiment is something like “I miss you too but we both have hella important jobs to do so suck it up and I’ll see you soon”
Can we also talk about her welcome back party? Which is ridiculously intense every single year, not only because all her subjects missed her, but because Bellamy finally starts acting like a semi-functioning being again when she gets back. And he just wants to skip the whole thing and have her all to himself, but she forces him to wait while she shakes hands with literally. every. single. person. There is nothing I love more in this world than a sulky Bellamy watching a smug Clarke being gracious and friendly okay? Nothing!
oh my god i want a 10k gin-soaked black glitter-rolled fic about those welcome home parties holy shit
also the righteous fury of clarke at the entire world’s reaction to it, those long epic fights with her friends/finn/her mother/whoever because their concern is so condescending, and then oh my god, shit gets even more real as history moves on and the legend turns into a rape narrative, it’s like the one thing that never fails to make her blood boil and bellamy’s always like “well, i mean, i did kidnap you” and clarke’s like “SHUT UP, YOU’RE THE LOVE OF MY ETERNAL LIFE, YOU DICK”
also also also meetings on olympus during spring when bellamy attends and they fight did i forget to mention that somebody always finds them kissing intensely against a marble column or something because they totally do
it’s just everything i love especially since everyone expects bellamy to be this horrible doom and gloom monster but honestly he’s just kind of this sappy nerd and HONESTLY you know clarke is the one you don’t want to cross in hades, that lab of hers gives even the damned souls nightmares
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing